JOHN CALE

Check out John Cale’s hilariously smug look as he sits on the hood of his Ferrari 1970 Dino 246 GT, crotch forward, devilishly grinning like a Cheshire cat and clearly the inspiration for Tawny Kitaen in that one Whitesnake video. Despite his best efforts, it’s unlikely he’ll be remembered as a “video vixen.”