Creem Profiles
TROPICAL FUCK STORM
June 1, 2025


NAMES: Fiona Kitschin, Gareth Liddiard, Lauren Hammel, Erica Dunn.
AGE: I believe the term is “grown and sexy,” thankyouverymuch!
FROM: Greater Fuck Melbourne, on the coastline of Port Fuck Phillip Bay.
OCCUPATION: Space truckers.
HOBBIES: Beating cancer. What do you do for fun?
LAST BOOK YOU READ: 1001 Australian Nights by Dave Graney, Switch the Bitch by Pettifleur Berenger.
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Making the best live album since Rush’s Exit...Stage Left.
QUOTE: “Please pass the fuck salt."