Creem Profiles
A wisecrack take on Dewar’s Profiles, no one is safe from the spoof. But everybody drinks Boy Howdy!
Creem Profiles
KING DIAMOND
Spring 2025
GATECREEPER
Winter 2024
Dry Cleaning
Fall 2024
SHELLAC
Summer 2024
THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE
SPRING 2024
BORIS
Winter 2023
MODEL/ACTRIZ
Fall 2023
SLAYER
Summer 2023
KATY KIRBY
Spring 2023
THE SPITS
Winter 2022
VIAGRA BOYS
Fall 2022
BALAAM AND THE ANGEL
October 1988
ROBYN HITCHCOCK
September 1988
FLESH FOR LULU
July 1988
THE BODEANS
May 1988
Dave Mustaine
April 1988
INXS
March 1988
THE BEAT FARMERS
February 1988
DEF LEPPARD
January 1988
THE REPLACEMENTS
OCTOBER 1987
LOS LOBOS
August 1987
THE BEASTIE BOYS
July 1987
LEMMY KILMISTER
June 1987
OMD
April 1987
IGGY POP
March 1987
ROBERT SMITH
January 1987
THE BANGLES
December 1986
E.G. DAILY
October 1986
CHRISTINA AMPHLETT
August 1986
DEE SNIDER
July 1986
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
June 1986
FRANK ZAPPA
April 1986
THE SMITHS
October 1985
CREEM'S PROFILES
September 1985
GENERAL PUBLIC
August 1985
GEORGE THOROGOOD
July 1985
LITA FORD
JUNE 1985
W.A.S.P
MAY 1985
JASON & THE SCORCHERS
April 1985
THE BANGLES
MARCH 1985
TWISTED SISTER
January 1985
CYNDI LAUPER
December 1984
RATT
November 1984
R.E.M.
October 1984
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN
September 1984
DWIGHT TWILLEY
August 1984
MOTLEY CRUE
July 1984
THOMPSON TWINS
June 1984
HUEY LEWIS
May 1984
QUIET RIOT
April 1984
WAS (NOT WAS)
March 1984
RICK JAMES
February 1984
DAVID BYRNE
January 1984
DEF LEPPARD
December 1983
BILLY IDOL
November 1983
SCANDAL
October 1983
LITTLE STEVEN
September 1983
VANITY 6
August 1983
BOY GEORGE
July 1983
DURAN DURAN
May 1983
CATHOLIC GIRLS
March 1983
MARSHALL CRENSHAW
February 1983
BO DIDDLEY
JANUARY 1983
JUDAS PRIEST
December 1982
THE STRAY CATS
November 1982
DAVID JOHANSEN
October 1982
JOHN COUGAR
August 1982
SAMMY HAGAR
July 1982
MUDDY WATERS
June 1982
OZZY OSBOURNE
May 1982
BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE
April 1982
THE GO-GO’s
March 1982
DEVO
February 1982
JAMES BROWN
January 1982
BILLY SQUIER
December 1981
IAN HUNTER
November 1981
FRIDAYS
September 1981
JERRY LEE LEWIS
August 1981
RICK NELSON
July 1981
VAN HALEN
June 1981
WILLY DEVILLE
May 1981
JOAN JETT AND THE BLACK HEARTS
April 1981
MARTHA DAVIS
March 1981
RAY DAVIES
February 1981
WILLIE NELSON
January 1981
LENE LOVICH
December 1980
DAVE EDMUNDS
November 1980
THE PRETENDERS
October 1980
RACHEL SWEET
September 1980
BOB SEGER
August 1980
THE SPECIALS
July 1980
PAT BENATAR
June 1980
IGGY POP
April 1980
TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS
March 1980
B-52s
February 1980
THE POLICE
January 1980
MITCH RYDER
December 1979
BLONDIE
November 1979
DEVO
October 1979
JOE JACKSON
September 1979
THE ROCKETS
August 1979
BOOMTOWN RATS
June 1979
RORY GALLAGHER
May 1979
CHEAP TRICK
April 1979
THE CARS
February 1979
NICK LOWE
December 1978
DAVID JOHANSEN
November 1978
JOURNEY
October 1978
STARZ
August 1978
SWEET
July 1978
MEAT LOAF
June 1978
FOGHAT
April 1978
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
February 1978
IGGY POP
January 1978
FRANK ZAPPA
December 1977
BURTON CUMMINGS
November 1977
KIKI DEE
October 1977
Z. Z. TOP
September 1977
JOE WALSH
August 1977
IAN ANDERSON
July 1977
TED NUGENT
June 1977
BOSTON
March 1977
HALL & OATES
February 1977
QUEEN
January 1977
PATTI SMITH
December 1976
GRAND FUNK RAILROAD
November 1976
JOHNNY & EDGAR WINTER
October 1976
ELVIN BISHOP
September 1976
AEROSMITH
August 1976
AMERICA
July 1976
KEITH MOON
June 1976
PETER FRAMPTON
May 1976
BAY CITY ROLLERS
April 1976
ROGER DALTREY
March 1976
CHICAGO
January 1976
THE TUBES
December 1975
JOHN ENTWISTLE
June 1975
CREEM'S PROFILES
May 1975
Grace Slick
January 1975
Leslie West
July 1974
NEW YORK DOLLS
April 1974