THE POP SOAP OPERA

ANNOUNCER: Welcome once again to "Searching For The Very Souls That Already Have Been Sold” our continuing story of life and love, laughter and liberty tears and fears and feeling proud within the Popular Music World we all know and love so well.

Last time, you will recall, Little Judy Collins, the world’s most experienced virgin, set out to find out if there was any truth to the rumor that she was Dorothy Collins’ daughter. On the way to. Grandma’s house, she was stopped by JUDASS ASPARAGUS; the money-seeking record mongoul of Popular Music Land. He told her that it was predicted that the most popular female folk singer was going to commit suicide, and if JUDY remained alive, she would prove her own lack of popularity. JUDASS then offered her a hemlock joint, butJUDY, a good Synanon member, refused tokes.