The Mouth
the mouth
Hold the bus! Man, am I wiped out! I mean it’s hard enough sitting here trying to get your shit together when the lines on the paper keep moving and the last thing you wrote was a term paper on the sex life of algae in your pre drop-out days. If I didn’t have a chart of the alphabet in front of me, I’d be in a hell of a lot of trouble right now.
“I've had a lot of good times with that finger,” Ringo Starr 1966.
If the Maharishi Reay deems it shall he, this column will be devoted to the pursuit and diffusion of good Ol’, down home, all American, kick out the jams type gossip. Yes my friend, I said gossip, everything spreadable by word of mouth from groovy, fab, gear, out of sight teen happenings. (Davy Jones is pregnant), to down right dirty filthy, malicious, smut (Elvis beats his wife). Note; (anyone 13 or younger must obtain parents permission before continuing. So .... on with the show.