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WOODY WOODPECKER SHOOTS THE WORKS by Frank McSavage, Samuel Armstrong and the Walter Lantz Studio A Whitman Tell-A-Tale Book

Ah, Hell! I thought this book was gonna be about Woody Woodpecker jacking off, but instead it’s all about Woody and Wally the Walrus visiting Mr. Poppup’s fireworks factory. It’s Wally’s birthday, see, so Woody wants to celebrate the big event. But the dumbshit has to go to work as a night watchman at the factory, so he invites Wally to meet him on the job.. Woody then finds some popcorn in a factory cupboard, and plans to surprise Wally with it. Next the stupid bird goes outside to look around the factory, leaving his lantern on top of a stack of boxes containing the fireworks. Needless to say, a mighty BOOM ensues which scares poor Woody shitless.

But let’s allow the authors of this fine book to display their incredible knack for detailed description and their sixth sense of warm humor: