Dear CREEM: Well, fuck, I have to tell you one funking thing. Grand Funk is a motherfucker, they fuck you up better than ten hits of mushrooms and a bottle of Spinada. One day we was over this dude’s house drinking Robitussin and listening to Closer to Home when this guy tells us Richard Carpenter balls Karen.
Dear CREEM:
Well, fuck, I have to tell you one funking thing. Grand Funk is a motherfucker, they fuck you up better than ten hits of mushrooms and a bottle of Spinada. One day we was over this dude’s house drinking Robitussin and listening to Closer to Home when this guy tells us Richard Carpenter balls Karen. I couldn’t believe it, so he puts on “Close to You” at high speed and you could hear slurpin in the background.
CREEM is a great magazine cause only guys like you would print this. Well its time to get wined so shut up. Well, I’m out of mind now, and I read somewhere that Jeff Beck got Bogart and Appice - Finally. Well, Biongo is going out of his mind because he wants to go snort some lysol.
Chip and Biongo
Vacaville, Ca.
MICK'S PROBLEM
Dear CREEM: