The Ten Worst Restaurants In America
There’s a thousand different ways to eat and not all of them begin with food, but when you’re out lookin’ for man-size vittles and you wanta sink your teeth into somethin’ extra special, keep your tummy happy and keep your foot on the gas when you see one of those hot little honies looming up on the highway, freeway, or back street of your choice.
The Ten Worst Restaurants In America
Brian H. Cullman
Robot A. Hull
Explore And Expose America’s Eateries
There’s a thousand different ways to eat and not all of them begin with food, but when you’re out lookin’ for man-size vittles and you wanta sink your teeth into somethin’ extra special, keep your tummy happy and keep your foot on the gas when you see one of those hot little honies looming up on the highway, freeway, or back street of your choice. Each and every one of these buggers is guaranteed to give you cramps, runny shit, and a case of the funny Mexican heaves.
MEE HONG RESTAURANT Milwaukee, Wisc.
When ya first walk in this place, the odor just about knocks you out. Then when ya munch into an eggroll — filled with cat ooze — your intestines really squirm and sag. The waiter even warned us not to eat here, but we liked the gaudy sign too much. And don’t drink the beer either — it’s got slobber in it.
JEKYLL & HYDE'S Dallas, Texas