UTTER TRASH
Vampirella, an attractive young lady wearing the remains of a silk handkerchief, came from the planet Drakulon where blood flows like water; in streams. They drink it from mugs there, and nobody calls them bloodsuckers. But through an unfortunate series of catastrophes Vampirella was displaced to the planet Earth, alone and thirsty.
UTTER TRASH
by Mike Baron
Vampirella: The Bloodsuckers Bible
Vampirella, an attractive young lady wearing the remains of a silk handkerchief, came from the planet Drakulon where blood flows like water; in streams. They drink it from mugs there, and nobody calls them bloodsuckers. But through an unfortunate series of catastrophes Vampirella was displaced to the planet Earth, alone and thirsty. She was surprised to discover that blood flows only in veins down there.
Vampi’s adventures are chronicled monthly in an elegant comic book called Vampirella, sister magazine to the equal*, ly elegant Creepy and Eerie: black and white, large-format comics selling for 75 cents apiece, featuring tales of gore, vampirism, cannibalism, science fiction, sodomy, suffering and ecological retribution. They are not controlled by the Comics Code Authority, that industrycreated board of censors which Watchdogs subject matter in lieu of offical government censorship. The Code paws the ground and lifts its keen nose to the morning breeze, questing for a whiff of sex or the consequences of violence (blood and bones); two elements which appear with some frequency in Warren stories. Warren kicks are not for kids.