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DUST MY PUMICE

Competition, distraction are par for the course. Allow for travel delays, gaps in the cooperation you’d normally expect. Adjustment to newly discovered realities becomes the motif for your daily living. Accepting people as they are brings you a greater satisfaction.

November 1, 1973
R. Meltzer

DUST MY PUMICE

by R. Meltzer

Your Birthday This Month

Competition, distraction are par for the course. Allow for travel delays, gaps in the cooperation you’d normally expect. Adjustment to newly discovered realities becomes the motif for your daily living. Accepting people as they are brings you a greater satisfaction.

ARIES (March 21 — April 19) — Think reorganization, begin with what you control. Chances are you’ve got more than enough to do and on top of that your hemorrhoids are gonna bother you REAL BAD this month so plan way ahead in the buying of necessary hem cream (Anusol is recommended over old standby Preparation H).

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) -Someone’s gonna come up to you and say “Hot tot tot tot tot.” The encoun'tef will be pleasant so waste no time. Find or give a party in celebration. Serve beef jerky but-no soda pop. Only straight rye in paper cups that you find in the garbage can at the water cooler. Go find some now!

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