DUST MY PUMICE
That stiff Joe Pyne’s been dead for years now (cancer) but not so for his lookalike Dick Clark (looks just like him around the face) who of cuzz just celebrated his 20th anniversary. But anniversary of what, smelly feet? Cause he’s never been seen dancin on his own show and as everybody nose dancin airs out the foots.
DUST MY PUMICE
R.Meltzer
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TV Pustules
That stiff Joe Pyne’s been dead for years now (cancer) but not so for his lookalike Dick Clark (looks just like him around the face) who of cuzz just celebrated his 20th anniversary. But anniversary of what, smelly feet? Cause he’s never been seen dancin on his own show and as everybody nose dancin airs out the foots. When Dickie dies himself chances are he’ll have his boots ON.
The real country where (Dean Martin Presents) Music Country must be located at is pee & doodoo country cause that’s where the show is at. They had Rita Coolidge on because of Kristofferson and if she’s country then Dom DeLuise is a Swedish thumb. Once again there’s a bigwig somewhere keeping the hicks from achieving their place in the sun. Plus the cornponers theirselves ain’t helpin matters much by bein unable to even so much as lipsynch the goddam songs. Come on hicks, get your buttox movin!