DEAR CREEM It has come to our attention that you are a magazine. Of just what sort we have not at present determined. However, the question at hand is not where you get your jollies, but rather, whether or not you have got wall-to-wall carpeting in your office.
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DEAR CREEM
It has come to our attention that you are a magazine. Of just what sort we have not at present determined. However, the question at hand is not where you get your jollies, but rather, whether or not you have got wall-towall carpeting in your office. We enquire because on 1 January ’74, we are taking possession of your premesis. We will require that you have all your little rubbish (and that includes Lester Bangs) out of the building no later than the previously stated date. We hope you will cooperate most fully in this matter. Thank you very much for your kind attention,
Staff, PEPPER Magazine:
Cole Younger, Editor-in-Chief
Music, Assistant Editor
Dallas Walsh, Asst. Asst. Editor
Death Valley
(Why doncha go pick on The Watchtower? -Ed.)
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