HOME: Where else?

AGE: Sulky young.

PROFESSION: Movers and shakers of identity crises.

HOBBIES: Straight baiting. Crawling oyer cracked mirrors. The back room at Max’s. Avoiding Lou Reed there.

LAST BOOK READ: Les WanguesDes Gendarmes De Chicago by Jean Genet.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Divided a continent; managed to work the “You either love ’em or hate ’em” dichotomy better than anybody since the Stones.

QUOTE: “I ain’t lettin’ them bitches near me!”

PROFILE: Smouldering.*Sensational.Maybe dangerous. Beloved of 14 year old salamanders.

Visually resensifying. The Seventies are here.

BEER: Boy Howdy!