Friendly Sex with Maria Muldaur

“The amount of come you’ve inspired over the years!” says Bonnie Raitt. “It’s legendary.”

“Yeah,” says Maria D’Amato Muldaur, “but none of it gets delivered directly.”

“Actually, I’d kinda like to go easy on the sex,” I say.

“Why?” says Maria.

“Well, it tends to get out of proportion. I mean, you’re a musician, not a dancing girl.”

“Look, I don’t care,” says Maria. “I mean, it’s humor. It’s just sort of.. . friendly.”

“Hell,” says Joan, “he’ll probably start his story with it.” * * *