THE BEAT GOES ON
So What Else Is New? According to Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz, milk consumption in the United States has declined by four percent since 1968, while beer and ale consumption has gone up by 27 percent. Is this further evidence of declining national morals?
THE BRAT GOES ON
So What Else Is New?
According to Secretary of Agriculture Earl Butz, milk consumption in the United States has declined by four percent since 1968, while beer and ale consumption has gone up by 27 percent. Is this further evidence of declining national morals?
Yet Another Great Jump
So by now you’ve heard about all those kids who tried to do an Evel Knievel on their bicycles or whatever and ended up in the hospital. But no one has done it like pop songwriter Eddie Miller, who’s responsible for “Release Me” and many more.
Miller’s daredevil stunt consisted of jumping a 27-inch drainage ditch in his front yard on his power lawn mower. The ditch was two inches deep, and the ramp he designed was a four-incher. Explained Miller, “One of the biggest problems was the big tree on the other side.” It’s a half thumb high and growing.
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