THE CREEM READERS GUIDE TO 1974

So, that was 1974, huh? Well, the gnarled little old gnome who counts the ballots just came out of the closet - Good to see you again, Elmo. What’s it been, six weeks? -and has presented us with his tabulations of over 5,000 votes and a letter of resignation. Which is okay. It’s been getting increasingly difficult over the years to decipher the old sot’s handwriting. But not nearly as difficult as it is to discern a voting pattern from you freaks. But that doesn’t mean we’re not gonna try, right?