SPARKS: From Taco Bell To Fish 'n' Chips

“Doris Day’s Sons In Town To Play Concert” read the dynamic headline in Copenhagen. “There was this rumor going around Europe that we were Doris Day’s sons. We don’t know how it got started. Anyway, the Danish Press wrote up this headline,” explains Sparks’ curly-haired Mael brother, Russell. “Later we got a call from Doris Day’s publishing company saying that they had a lot of money for her and would we like to come arourid and pick it up.” Well, the brothers did own up to their true identities. (The mustachioed Ron adds, “Honesty is the best policy.” Good, Ron.) But it is comforting to know that a lot of other people are also confused about Sparks and the mysterious Mael brothers.