THE BEAT GOES ON
Foot Fondler Takes No Fee MIDDLETOWN, OHIO Elza Abraham, 78 year-old mailman, Boy Scout leader for half a century, and lifelong Middletown resident, went to trial in municipal court recently for operating what is probably the only massage parlor in this May-berryesque Ohio burg.
THE BEAT GOES ON
Foot Fondler Takes No Fee
MIDDLETOWN, OHIO Elza Abraham, 78 year-old mailman, Boy Scout leader for half a century, and lifelong Middletown resident, went to trial in municipal court recently for operating what is probably the only massage parlor in this Mayberryesque Ohio burg.
Yet it wasn't the vice squad that busted ol' Elza. Seems the state medical board charged him with practicing medicine without a license.
You see, Elza has this fetish forTeet. He likes to rub them, and he apparently does a decent job because folks have come from all over — Dayton, Cleveland, even Detroit — to have Elza administer this old-time remedy for whatever ails you.
While he has been performing this service for 18 years, Elza had mo trouble until he unknowingly rubbed a state inspector's foot, which resulted in his day in court.
He insisted, however, that his toe-tickling was strictly a hobby and that he charged no fee for his services. He did admit that he receives an occasional tip which he donates to charity.
The judge threw the case out of court.
Thom Rae
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