MAIL HUSTLER AH-HA!!!! I have proof you guys print your own letters. Caught ya! L.B. New Jersey (May Frank Rizzo squat on your cranium. — Ed.) ANOTHER TWO-BIT CONSPIRACY THEORY ...if you ask me, Freddy Mercury looks like (and probably is) that faggot in Dog Day Afternoon turned demented rapist in Lipschtick, just another faggot turned glitterock star, who rips off and rapes R.D. Laing/early Gentle Giant word game over dubs, making another trite top-40 song.
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AH-HA!!!! I have proof you guys print your own letters. Caught ya!
L.B. New Jersey
(May Frank Rizzo squat on your cranium. — Ed.)
ANOTHER TWO-BIT CONSPIRACY THEORY
...if you ask me, Freddy Mercury looks like (and probably is) that faggot in Dog Day Afternoon turned demented rapist in Lipschtick, just another faggot turned glitterock star, who rips off and rapes R.D. Laing/early Gentle Giant word game over dubs, making another trite top-40 song. Oh yeah, did yau know that Queen, Kiss, The Bay City Rollers, and Charles Manson are really the same people, just in different stages of seriousness?
Your reader, Norm DeVallien
(Wrong. Freddy Mercury is in reality Foster Brooks. — Ed.)
JERSEY DEADBEAT GROVELS FOR SYMPATHY
I once had a friend, I don't anymore. It must be fun to have a friend for more than a week. Lester Bangs, would you be my friend?
Sincerely, A lonely person in New Jersey
(Lester: "Sure, if you'll buy the Dictators album. You might also consider getting in touch with Jimmy Carter. ")
KISS: KRAPPED OUT?
Dear Sir,