TOO ROLLED TO STONE?
The Continuing Stones' Saga, Live From Frankfurt, Germany
(Ed. Note: Just as this issue went to press, the Rolling Stones announced the cancellation of their planned Summer 1976 tour.)
The nice thing about the law of gravity is that it applies to everybody.
Basically, the law of gravity don't give a flying one if you're President of the United States or Princess Anne or Keith Richard or just some schmuck on the street. You mess with the law of gravity, man, you get your center of gravity at too acute an angle to your feet and bubeleh, sure as bears poop in the woods you're gonna fall on your rosy ass, and that's Jact.
Gerry Ford falls down a lot (maybe he was attempting to walk and chew gum at the same time). Princess Anne got slung off her nag the other week and - da da ba da daba da da -Keith Richard, guitarist, songwriter and social arbiter to a whole genera* tion of middle-class drug abusers, skids wildly on the polished, dragonpainted portable stage that the Rolling Stones are using on their '76 Tour Of Europe and takes a dive in front of 10,000 earnest young Frankfurters right in the middle of 'Jumpin Jack Flash.'