LETTER WRITING SECRETS REVEALED! Im sure by now youve all read my clever letter in the April issue of CREEM. Youre probably wondering "how can I get my nonsense printed in the big time rock mag?" Its easy! First, come up with either a completely opinionated viewpoint on a hot act; or make up a ridiculous load of defecation.
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LETTER WRITING SECRETS REVEALED! Im sure by now youve all read my clever letter in the April issue of CREEM. Youre probably wondering "how can I get my nonsense printed in the big time rock mag?" Its easy! First, come up with either a completely opinionated viewpoint on a hot act; or make up a ridiculous load of defecation. Be sure to sprinkle your letter with lots of big names (Kiss, Elton, Lou Reed, .etc.). And always mention an editor or two. If you want a re-, ply, "Lester Bangs" is a must because he cant pass up a chance to make a fool out of you or nimself. Its the sound of one hand clapping.
Those of you who intend to write should come up with a pseudonym so the kids in your neighborhood dont harass you. It also helps to close with something more catchy than "Stranded in Amazona" or "Zep Rules."