I have been wondering for the longest time about the way Gene Simmons reminds me so much of Richard M. Nixon. Take a good look—the resemblance is amazing! True love and sincerity, Matron of Honor Standing by the fire hydrants Watching the tide roll, Day O!
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CONTRALATERAL CONTRADICTORINESS
I have been wondering for the longest time about the way Gene Simmons reminds me so much of Richard M. Nixon. Take a good look—the resemblance is amazing!
True love and sincerity,
Matron of Honor
Standing by the fire hydrants
Watching the tide roll,
Day O!
Martha’s Vineyard, MA
P.S. Your Rode Revolution book is really great. (Stanchion our bat wings! You’ve hit the nail right on the squamosal on both counts. —Ed.)
HOLLYWOOD DISPATCH
I found Lester’s review of Blackmore’s new LP so amusing I almost fell over the railing upstairs at The Starwood. But Lester’s depiction of the “mucho he be very macho Ritchie” is one Lester must have formed while sniffing glue.
Ritchie attended a dinner party in his honor last night at Copperfield’s on The Strip and—he was polite! He was mild-mannered! He was beguiling in his gaunt-faced, holocaust ravaged expression.
He did not fling his beef stew, he put it in his mouth: along with his foot. Ritchie let photographers photog him—with Rodney Bingenheimer even.