HOME: In most any English closet.

AGE: Don’t you know it’s gauche to ask a lady her age!

PROFESSION: Keeping themselves alive.

HOBBIES: Dutch ovens, silver showers, dishes, scratch 'n’ sniff, English, and television.

LAST BOOK READ: On Amphetamines And In Europe by Taylor Mead.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Passing.

QUOTE: “How dare you. I am not Steven Tyler!”

PROFILE: Lusty beavers billowing dry ice fog and echo machines without moving Iheir lips while pigsqueal zooting to the AM top ten and penetrating teeny bop hearts without the use of their hands.

BEER: Boy Howdy!