Rock ’n’ Roll Never Forgives Bob Seger

BE IT RESOLVED by the findings of the great and mystical Genherimerini, oracle of Ouzo, prophet of Pabst, from the discerning dissections of dog drippings on the court house steps it may now be presumed that this album will soon go gold and turn to platinum by the time this copy is in your hands! And that presumption is so damn near irrebuttable, Clarence.