HOME: The boot department of Harrods.

AGE: 16 and still counting.

PROFESSION: Taking Yorkshire to the people.

HOBBIES: Pushing Elton off his platforms; shrinking her jeans; breaking young boys hearts; strengthening her pectorals for screaming purposes.

LAST BOOK READ: Destroy AUMonsters by Ronnie Lippin.

QUOTE: “Until I saw Cilia Black I wanted to be a bricklayer."

PROFILE: Former singing countergirl at Boots Chemists in the U.K.; this brainy chick metamorphosized from a shy chunky schoolgirl into a bright plumed velvet-throated thrush who can sing Aretha songs with no shame.

BEER: Boy Howdy!