DRIVE-IN SATURDAY
Locusts and ants. Thats what were serving up this month. And you deserve to gag on em. Especially if youre dumb enough to waste your time on Exorcist II: The Heretic and Empire Of The Ants, a pair of pukers that could give bad movies a bad name.
DRIVE-IN SATURDAY
Doable Feature!
Edouard Dauphin
Locusts and ants. Thats what were serving up this month. And you deserve to gag on em. Especially if youre dumb enough to waste your time on Exorcist II: The Heretic and Empire Of The Ants, a pair of pukers that could give bad movies a bad name.
Remember the original Exorcist? It starred Linda Blair before she became rock and rolls answer to Elizabeth Ray-. In those days, Linda was still trying to get on the backstage list for Little Jimmie Osmond.
Times have changed. So has Linda. Shes got tits now. But theres absolutely no truth to the rumor that she bequeathed her training bra to Patti Smith.
The script to this picture should have been bequeathed to Goodwill Industries. Or maybe the pages could have been recycled to make Don Hos Greatest Hits album jackets.
Anyway, you know the original story, right? This fat brat gets possessed by the devil and all hell breaks loose. Well, as the ad said: “Its four years later—what does she remember?" Not much. Shes even forgotten how to barf up that green bile—sort of a cross between pistachio and guacamole—that looked so yummy.