Creem Profiles
BURTON CUMMINGS
(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!”)
November 1, 1977
HOME: Any hockey stadium in Canada.
AGE: Geez, you havta ask?
PROFESSION: Singing Royal Canadian Mounted Police medleys.
HOBBIES: Building igloos, crippling elephants, beating up fat Canucks, mushing huskies.
LAST BOOK READ: Heavyweighting by Randolph Q. Bachman.
QUOTE: 'Ey, wunt to go oot 'n aboot?
PROFILE: Your basic decent sort of clean-living fella with a sense of humor and individuality of vocal style that lets him rock it raunchy or pour it on sugary with a instantly recognizable tasteful helping of character.
BEER: Boy Howdy!