CREEM'S PROFILES
HOME: A California-style California beach house teeming with tattooed errants Joe is either too polite or too undermanned to evict. AGE: Young enough to still be allowed to drink without a physician's reproach. PROFESSION: Caterwauling as though lower extremities had been placed in a raging campfire. Part time beard therapist.
CREEM'S PROFILES
JOE COCKER
(Pronounced "Boy Howdy!")
HOME: A California-style California beach house teeming with tattooed errants Joe is either too polite or too undermanned to evict.
AGE: Young enough to still be allowed to drink without a physician's reproach.
PROFESSION: Caterwauling as though lower extremities had been placed in a raging campfire. Part time beard therapist.
HOBBIES: Hair clutching, crotch brushing, hop scotching, hit scorching.
LAST BOOK READ: Historical Laryngectomies of the Modern World by Werner Whippel, M.D. at large.
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Successfully rose on his own power from the position which we see in photograph.
QUOTE: "Last week four more came in through the bathroom window!"
PROFILE: Joe is first and foremost a singer, and he will sing for you, for his parents, for third world countries, or to an empty backyard. Don't mistake him for just another grand mal misfit, seeking glory through speed and self-abuse; those crablouse contortions are just Joe's way of saying he's happy to be here. A man of true integrity, instead of the usual false-etto.
BEER: Boy Howdy!
Authentic
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