However you take your Meat Loaf—stir-fried, poached or fricasseed—Meteor Meat will deliver your porky pie chez vous before you can say "hold the ruffles, hold the lettuce." This ripe-for-the-rotisserie, vitamin rich specimen was cornered in a verdant wood, chasing (and dismantling) tender lushettes with such reckless abandon that the warriors at Meteor Meat were especially challenged to herd the tubber in. Wouldn't he make the perfect complement for your Lothar and the Hand People press party? Chauffeur license—$5.00 extra.