And! Boy Howdy!’s Movie Pits Of 1978
Picking the worst films of 1978 is like picking your least favorite Brothers Gibb songs. It’s easy to start but where do you draw the line? Ten is where. Georgia The Borgia has already picked her ten best, so now Edouard Le Retard, gets to root around in the slime.
And! Boy Howdy!’s Movie Pits Of 1978
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Edouard Dauphin
Picking the worst films of 1978 is like picking your least favorite Brothers Gibb songs. It’s easy to start but where do you draw the line?
Ten is where. Georgia The Borgia has already picked her ten best, so now Edouard Le Retard, gets to root around in the slime.
This has been such a rotten year for movies that even the most masochistic critics have refused to attend certain screenings. Your “Drive-In Saturday ” reporter has been warned away from dozens of awful films. As a result, they can’t qualify for the ten worst list.
For example, I didn’t get to sample such treasures as The Wiz, Foul Play, King Of The Gypsies, Oliver’s Story, Midnight Express, Lord Of The Rings, and Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Also Grease and Moment By Moment. (Any year you can miss two John Revolta movies can’t be all bad.)
Anyway, here goes nothing (literally). They’re in no particular order since they all stank about equally.