HOME: The emerald-tiled swimming pools of Les Paul's mind.

AGE: Still needs help dressing.

PROFESSION: Composing soundtracks for such unproduced but much-awaited screenplays as I Am Johnny's Small Intestine, A Bucket Of Bologna and The Poltergeist Of Flannel Fiord.

HOBBIES: Bottlenecking in the back seat; playing every bingo benefit and Saturday Night social from Dublin to Des Moines; perfecting Cheetah Chrome's mating call; helping his Stratocaster adjust to a different hotel room every night.

LAST BOOK READ: Seven Wacky Accents FromDeiroit's Lower East Side by Tyrone "Hot Foot" Jaroszewicz. *

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Focusing both eyes on a tangible object after a show.

QUOTE: "I'm a Pisces—I like my women tall and cool with a twist of lime."