ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS
Has Father Time taken its tollon some of Gonzo's get-up-'n'-go? Maybe, seeing as how Ted Nugent sprained his ankle trying to clear a hedge at his sister's wedding. Rumor has it that Theo felled the foul bush with an elephant gun and has since mounted it in his trophy room, right next to a wayward barber who clipped Nugent's locks at a tender age.
ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS
Has Father Time taken its tollon some of Gonzo's get-up-'n'-go? Maybe, seeing as how Ted Nugent sprained his ankle trying to clear a hedge at his sister's wedding. Rumor has it that Theo felled the foul bush with an elephant gun and has since mounted it in his trophy room, right next to a wayward barber who clipped Nugent's locks at a tender age. Okay, so don't believe
Speaking of time travel. Bill Haley has sign ed with Sonet Records and plans to release a new version of ''Hail, Hail Rock V Rolf' soon.
Is Linda Ronstadt tiring of Jetty's (lack of) attention? Will she follow the Susan Ford and Fatty Meats! trend of marrying her bodyguard? Isanyfeody listening '