There are no moccasin factories in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. (There is a noodle factory if Chief Dan "Buddy" George wants to send the entire population of America there.) Angus McIntosh Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Kanada P.S. If Blondie is a group, does that mean Debbie Harry is a person?
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There are no moccasin factories in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. (There is a noodle factory if Chief Dan "Buddy" George wants to send the entire population of America there.)
Angus McIntosh
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan
Kanada
P.S. If Blondie is a group, does that mean Debbie Harry is a person?
(Is that a trick question?—Ed.)
BUICK IN AUDIOLAND
Finally! A new product that induces vomiting upon audio-contact! Its name, you ask? In Through the Out Door. Yes consumers, we at the Poison Control labs have found if you should ever swallow any type of poison, you are advised to rush to your local record shop, buy this new product (some of you may be surprised that you already own this marvel of medical science), put it on your turntable (be sure to have the bucket ready), and turn it up.
Yes, thatll be all there is to it! Just a few bars, and youll be rid of that poison in no time.