THE BEAT GOES ON
TORONTO—The train screamed to a slow stop inside the Main Street station. Stepping out onto the subway platform, I cast a nervous glance at my digital: 11:58. Almost midnight I instinctively thought as I walked down the narrow ledge towards the end wall.
THE BEAT GOES ON
CALE SPEAKS, ZAPPA PONDERS GOING TO BATHROOM!!
Thanks to a nearby hidden microphone CREEM presents an exclusive taped conversation between famed intellectuals Frank Zappa and John Cale I Wow! :
CALE: Hey Frank, you were at least funny 'til Uncle Meat. What happened?
FRANK: Hmmm?
CALE: I said at least you knew what you were doing 10 years ago? What's goin' on?
FRANK: What?
CALE: I SAID EVERY ALBUM YOU'VE PUT OUT SINCE OVERNIGHT SENSATION HAS BIT THE BIG WEENIE, YOU OUT-OF-TOUCH HIPPIE DORK!! WISE UP, DOPE!!
-FRANK: Oh, uhh...you talking to me?
CALE: Nnqghhh...
FRANK: Hmmm?
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TORONTO—The train screamed to a slow stop inside the Main Street station. Stepping out onto the subway platform, I cast a nervous glance at my digital: 11:58. Almost midnight I instinctively thought as I walked down the narrow ledge towards the end wall.
There right next to the blue emergency light was the door, flaked with grey paint from another era. 1 tried the doorknob and it gave slightly. Of course it did: he was waiting for me. Somewhere down—there.