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Life In The Slow Lane And Fun In The Food Chain

Summertime’s in full swing, and there’s no reason you should be denied your barbeque fun this season. Barbequeing is relatively safe, cheap, and easy...in other words, it’s the antithesis of America’s other fun activity, taking drugs. So put those hypnotics back in the medicine cabinet and let’s gear up for a grilling good time!

August 1, 1980
J. Kordosh

Life In The Slow Lane And Fun In The Food Chain

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by J. Kordosh

Summertime’s in full swing, and there’s no reason you should be denied your barbeque fun this season. Barbequeing is relatively safe, cheap, and easy...in other words, it’s the antithesis of America’s other fun activity, taking drugs. So put those hypnotics back in the medicine cabinet and let’s gear up for a grilling good time!

The best thing about barbequeing is that you can (and should) buy all of your outdoor cooking necessities at K-Mart. Why do you think they built all those K-Marts, anyway? Get over there right now and pick up a grill, some charcoal, and lighter fluid. Besides food and assorted condiments, that’s all you’ll need to get started in the barbeque adventure. «

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