CREEM’S FIRST ANNUAL DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS
Then In 1973, I Learned How Ted Nugent: “I didn’t know you could beat off until 1972.” Pest Control And The Baby Seal Joe Fernbacher on The Wall: “I give it an 88 because it makes me wanna put cats in Samsonite briefcases and strangle em.” When Postcards Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Write Home Richard Riegel on Devo:
CREEM'S FIRST ANNUAL DUBIOUS ACHIEVEMENT AWARDS
Rick Johnson
Then In 1973, I Learned How
Ted Nugent: “I didn’t know you could beat off until 1972.”
Pest Control And The Baby Seal Joe Fernbacher on The Wall: “I give it an 88 because it makes me wanna put cats in Samsonite briefcases and strangle em.”
When Postcards Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Write Home
Richard Riegel on Devo: “As I’m passing out of the Holiday Inn, I spot Mark Mothersbaugh engaged in one of those wanton acts of destruction today’s decadent rockstprs are so inclined to indulge in: he’s purchasing a coil of U.S. postage stamps from a vending machine in the hallway . ”
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Flash: Hell Found Frozen Over!
Gregg Turner apologizes in print for hostile Suzi Quatro review.
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No, But I Cpn Take A Hint
This year’s dumbest ad, courtesy of Judas Priest: “Can You Take 12 Inches of British Steel?”
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How Did She Know It Was An Act? Cherie Currie: “Every time we’ve done an interview with you guys, you’re all real nice, but when we see the story, you tear us all to shreds.”
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