MATCH WITS WITH GARY NUMAN!
The way I see it, when you’re dealing with these pasty-faced squirts who wanna be synthetic suppositories, y’gotta fight fire with fire—or ice with ice, as the case might be. I mean, it’s no big deal if y’wanna be a machine: be my guest. Just make sure you don’t blow your cover by looking back over your shoulder for an audience reaction once you’ve claimed to’ve gone and pulled the plug on humanity.
MATCH WITS WITH GARY NUMAN!
...if you were him, what would you do?
Administered and Graded by Neuromantic
Jeffrey Morgan, B.A,
"Strange thing...I found out you got friends at school by causing trouble, so I caused trouble. They sent me to a psychologist to see what was wrong and they put me on anti-depressant pills.
“The funny thing is that I wasn’t depressed..."
—Gary Numan, 1980
INTRODUCTION: THE SUBJECT AND THE OBJECT
The way I see it, when you’re dealing with these pasty-faced squirts who wanna be synthetic suppositories, y’gotta fight fire with fire—or ice with ice, as the case might be.
I mean, it’s no big deal if y’wanna be a machine: be my guest. Just make sure you don’t blow your cover by looking back over your shoulder for an audience reaction once you’ve claimed to’ve gone and pulled the plug on humanity.
Of course, they always do (pull the plug and look back, that is)—which is one of the reasons why I decided to find out, once and for all, if these fly-boys can really take the freezer treatment as well as they like to think they can dish it out.