Times are tough in the big city. Everywhere I look I see people jobs, without food, without homes. Sometimes, without hope. It's very depressing. But do you think I'm gonna let inflation get the best of me? No way, Jack! To earn my keep between gigs and royalty checks, I merely rent myself out! Notice my sign? My business doing so well I just may drop rock 'n' roll altogether. You may want to know what makes people want to spend money on having me around. It's because I like to eat cheeseburgers and baked potatoes with double butter and sour cream! It's because I love American television! It's because I wanna be as cool as every fat American who's interviewed me! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to Burger Chef...