FAVE LETTER! In response to/retaliation for Rick Johnson’s horrendous drivel on AC/DC, I am proud to present Rick Johnson’s Book Of Lists: Seven Things of Greater or Equal Importance Than Rick Johnson 1. The price per kilo of worm vomit in Afghanistan.
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FAVE LETTER!
In response to/retaliation for Rick Johnson’s horrendous drivel on AC/DC, I am proud to present Rick Johnson’s Book Of Lists:
Seven Things of Greater or Equal Importance Than Rick Johnson
1. The price per kilo of worm vomit in Afghanistan.
2. The new Donny and Marie album.
3. Why there’s always room for Jell-O.
4. a2 +b2 =C2
5. Anything The National Enquirer says.
6. Canada.
7. Slim Whitman.
Five Things of Greater Impotence (no typo) Than Rick Johnson
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The Three Most Popular “Real Meanings” of Rick Johnson
1. Dysentery.
2. “Not in here!!! The bathroom’s down the hall!!”
3. A Canadian slang term for knowing as much about music as Howard Cosell knows about sports.
Things That Number Less Than the Amount of Times Rick Johson Got the Title “Back In Black" Wrong
1. The amount of times Rick Johnson’s articles have shown what a total shit he is.
2. Rick Nielsen’s guitar collection.
3. Mickey Rooney’s ex-wives.
4. The number of copies that The Wall and Glass House sold combined.