Confessions of a FILM FOX
Well hello, darlings, it’s been just a month but so much has happened I just don’t know where to begin! How ’bout exploitation flicks? Get this: “When a spirit makes love to a lonely woman, her dreams turn into A NIGHTMARE OF TERROR!” It’s a promo blurb for Dark Eyes, sweetest, featuring Fox-faves Britt Ekland and Lana “related to who?”
Confessions of a FILM FOX
Well hello, darlings, it’s been just a month but so much has happened I just don’t know where to begin!
How ’bout exploitation flicks? Get this: “When a spirit makes love to a lonely woman, her dreams turn into A NIGHTMARE OF TERROR!” It’s a promo blurb for Dark Eyes, sweetest, featuring Fox-faves Britt Ekland and Lana “related to who?” Wood! Ooh! And how can we avoid rushing out to see Hospital Massacre featuring super-lucious Bark! Benton?
“It’s no secret that some hospitals aren’t safe,” the ads blare! Yum! Remember Chris George? He’ll be back with Graduation Day! “The Class Of ’81 Is Running Out Of Time,” they tell us! Taste, too, if you ask this scribe! Lynda Day George presents her best side in Beyond Evil: “200 years ago she died a horrible death. Now...she’s getting even!” WOO!! Sounds just lusho! Thank goodness this stuff’s coming out now, when we need it most! Oh well... Well...well...oh my goodness, I feel so strange.. .1 feel...I feel...feel... AAAAAAAAAGHGGGGHHH!!!!!! Goodness, this fox has just murdered countless thousands! How awful!