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If summer means fun, then the Holiday Season means boredom with a capital Dumb and that spells desperation. You can’t venture outdoors without the aid of a driftopener. There’s nothing on TV except blizzard warnings, slushlevel updates and news stories about people driven to murder, rape and the incessant telling of knock-knock jokes by cabin fever.
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Ages Three To Adult: It Hurts Me Too
Rick Johnson
If summer means fun, then the Holiday Season means boredom with a capital Dumb and that spells desperation. You can’t venture outdoors without the aid of a driftopener. There’s nothing on TV except blizzard warnings, slushlevel updates and news stories about people driven to murder, rape and the incessant telling of knock-knock jokes by cabin fever. You’re probably feeling kind of sluggish anyway, knowing that every time you turn up the heat, it’s another jet fighter in some camelqueer’s purse.
Among the better braincancelling devices are games and toys. And I don’t mean the daily “real life” contest to see who can carry the most mental applesauce without staining the Alpaca Carpet of Existence.
What you need are a couple of toys and some board games for * you, the bored. What’s that you say? You burned all your plastic hotels and chessmen for heat? You’re missing so many Scrabble letters that the highest scoring word possible is SNORE? Miss Scarlet and Professor Plum are missing and presumed wax?