I was born same as the rest of the people on this earth, then I got fat and fat and I kept on eating till I got so fat and obnoxious that I told people what to do and how to do it and then I just exploded. Call it fate, call it what you will. Superstardom arrived early at the Welles household and I got parts in movies and commercials.
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FAT BOY TALKS!
THE STORY OF MY LIFE
ORSON WELLES
I was born same as the rest of the people on this earth, then I got fat and fat and I kept on eating till I got so fat and obnoxious that I told people what to do and how to do it and then I just exploded. Call it fate, call it what you will. Superstardom arrived early at the Welles household and I got parts in movies and commercials. I played the plane in Airplane and the battleship in Operation Petticoat. Needless to say I am too damn fat to accomplish anything now so I just exist.
The end.
M&Z
Two beings you don’t know
Trenton, NJ
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