THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JUDAS PRIEST AND THE FLIVVER OF DOOM

JUDAS PRIEST

Screaming For Vengeance (Columbia)

Joe (Carving Deep Blue Ripples Through The Tissues Of My Mind) Fernbacher

Out here in Metaluna

There are no stairs,

Out here we stumble...

So there I was laying rubber down the boulevard in my orange flivver of doom yapping flapdoddle into a quivering bolus of carburetor fumes that'd been swirling about my head all day; my Walkman playing strange, unnatural games with the collected earwax of a decade— Love's long forgotten guitar opus, "Love is More Than Words Or Better Late Than Never," being the sonic culprit in this particualr war on my nerves—when all of the inevitable sudden I find Love tooned out and the radio tooned in.