ARCADE INJURIES
BRAINLOCK Chust like ze old days, ya, young Otis here hast played his last game, ya, because he's vasted his life in front of ze big sereen, ya! Ze Dark Planet ist all zat Otis vill see forever, ya—und vill he haf a hard time buying ze sunglasses, you bet!
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BRAINLOCK
Chust like ze old days, ya, young Otis here hast played his last game, ya, because he's vasted his life in front of ze big sereen, ya! Ze Dark Planet ist all zat Otis vill see forever, ya—und vill he haf a hard time buying ze sunglasses, you bet!
VIDEO SUICIDE
Alas, ya. Zere ist no cure for zis, the saddest of maladies of ze arcade. Here young Otis ist truly played out ya' He hast giffen his to ze Machines, ya—und they have found it vanting! Zis ist one of the most dangerous aspects of zis rough-und-tumble electronic age, ya—sa be careful, ya!
Remember—Doktor Omar Van Elmo ist no miracle varker —und each-game may be your last! Until later then—VATCH THE SKIES, YA!
Hallo. Vidiots. I am ze Doktor Omar Von Elmo, here to explain to concerned players ze world over chust vot can happen to you if you not careful, by golly!