OFFING THE TUBE: HUNKA HUNKA FLYING SHARDS OF GLASS

Even though TV sets breed everywhere throughout the world, it's almost impossible to find a practical treatise on destroying the things. Blowing 'em up. Smashing 'em into miniscule bits of flotsam and george jetsam. Surely there are ample reasons to want to bash the tube, even if you've never seen a John Denver special.