VIDIOT'S CONSUMER GUIDE to Home Games
Maybe he ain't got such pretty legs, but you don’t need ’em to spank ghosts and blast alien vermin. Putting Steven in a room full of video games is like leaving the key to the Ladies Room in charge of Donkey Kong, Sr. He’ll play on and on until his leg hair vaporizes as from a cracked Tickle Bee!
VIDIOT'S CONSUMER GUIDE to Home Games
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STEVEN BISHOP IS A VIDIOT!
Maybe he ain't got such pretty legs, but you don’t need ’em to spank ghosts and blast alien vermin. Putting Steven in a room full of video games is like leaving the key to the Ladies Room in charge of Donkey Kong, Sr. He’ll play on and on until his leg hair vaporizes as from a cracked Tickle Bee!
ANNENE KAYE
SIMON FELLOWES
Pordon my cheek in presuming to do any kmd of sum motion, however I find myself here under duress (I know, I know., .that's the very worst neighborhood to be in; sort of the Avenue D of your mind), assigned to write a guide to the bulk of the Atari Video Computer System. I feel I owe you some kind of explanation as to why I'm doing this, so here it is.
About two years ago, my father the doctor (you can call him Herbert Kaye, Developmental Psychologist At Large) became interested in researching the value of the application of computer games to aid the learning disabled in overcoming sensory motor problems.