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What's Round & Yellow & Loughts All The Way To The Bank?

How much do you love Poc-Mon? I mean love, like you want to have his baby or something. Enough to wear his face all over your clothes? Enough to wash your actual private body with his gnawing yow? Have you even considered cosmetic surgery? Avoiding the omnipresent eye of Pac Brother is like trying to go through an entire day without being exposed to a Dick Van Patten commercial on TV.

February 2, 1983
RICK JOHNSON

What's Round & Yellow & Loughts All The Way To The Bank?

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How much do you love Poc-Mon? I mean love, like you want to have his baby or something. Enough to wear his face all over your clothes? Enough to wash your actual private body with his gnawing yow? Have you even considered cosmetic surgery?

Avoiding the omnipresent eye of Pac Brother is like trying to go through an entire day without being exposed to a Dick Van Patten commercial on TV. You see him stuck all over traffic signs, bus windows, aircraft' carriers, passing street gangs, you name it. Coming soon, the P.M. model kit, made with the Canadian in mind. It's only got one piece.

Us stick-wits here at VIDIOT certainly don't ob|ect. Of course, somebody shot out our collective porch light years ago. P.M.'s bit-eating grin is plastered all over the office, from floor to crawlspace. We consider him as big a star as Treat Williams.

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