Why I HATE Arcades
I love video games, I really do. I used to love raccoons more, but what can I say? The times ore...uh...getting more differenter, as Bobby Dylan once sang. The only thing wrong with vid games is vid arcades. They're the only place to try the newest games or decide if you want to plunk down 35 smackers on that just-came-out cartridge.
Why I HATE Arcades
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JOHN RICHARDSON
I love video games, I really do. I used to love raccoons more, but what can I say? The times ore...uh...getting more differenter, as Bobby Dylan once sang.
The only thing wrong with vid games is vid arcades. They're the only place to try the newest games or decide if you want to plunk down 35 smackers on that just-came-out cartridge. But for some of us, they are doom.
Probably, it's [ust old fuddy-duddies (yes, fuddy-duddies) like me who can't take the heat and don't even know where the kitchen is. And don't care.
Do you? So what if you don't. Are you all commies or what? Too busy whipping that poor ape, I bet. Put down the banana substitute for a second and check out these misanthropic babblings, will ya? Then you can help us figure out a way to get nd of this guy, OK?
Why do I hate video arcades?