Confessions of a FILM FOX
OK, raise hands, all those who have had it with Miss Audrey Landers’ incredible disgusting, passionate peach hair color! The admittedly-attractive Miss L., 24 (ha!), has obliterated her dark-eyed good looks with this ridiculous cotton candy tufting all over her little head.
Confessions of a FILM FOX
OK, raise hands, all those who have had it with Miss Audrey Landers’ incredible disgusting, passionate peach hair color! The admittedly-attractive Miss L., 24 (ha!), has obliterated her dark-eyed good looks with this ridiculous cotton candy tufting all over her little head. Well, this volpine glommed on an old Marcus We/by episode Miss Smarty-Pants appeared in, circa about 1969, with long brown tresses flowing down her hippie teenage back. Twenty-four, huh, Audrey? Let’s see, if she was a nubile 17 in 1969, that’d make her!. .30!!!!! Ve gods! Well, anyway...Audrey’s“maiden”
hair color of soft brown suits her limpid, cow-like brown eyes, so throw away that bleach, sweetie! You don’t want to look like sis Judy, who resembles Rita Moreno with ajeheap blonde wig tossed on. Nothin’ against Rita, mind you—in fact she wouldn’t have the bad taste to go blonde with such dark sultry features. Speaking of Jude, she gave all of her nearand-dear pals doggies for Christmas whether they wanted ’em or not! Wotta gal!