"We are driven," these zany gals chant in unison, and only those with clothespins where their eyes should be would wonder what the heck they mean! These four luscious gals know that there's more than one way to skin a...wait a minute...what? There's only three luscious gals? And this isn't a Datsun ad? Huh? You mean that sweetie in the front is an actual guy? Well, what on earth could these brazen hussies be trying to say? "We are driven to all sorts of ridiculous lengths to make sure that this picture will get Vince Neil of Motley Crue in CREEM, moron," they chant. "As are you for printing it!" Darn 'em!